"'Billy, you pig!' Mama Bear
slammed her hand on the table. Flippy the Fly jumped up from behind
Billy's ear mumbling '¿Que pasa?' Larry the Lamb barely stirred on his
blanket by the fire. They all lived together in a cave on the banks of
the Wannarana Creek." Billy is making a racket with the silverware.
He's drooling. And he stinks. Says Mama Bear: "If that pig doesn't take
a bath soon, someone's going to pass out from the smell."
Therein
lies a tale and it's told in "Billy the Pig: The Stinkiest Cowboy in
Town" ($14.95 in hardcover from Stinky Press Publishing,
www.stinkypress.com) by Chicoan Natividad (Naty) Osa. The delightfully
whimsical full-page color illustrations are provided by Osa's son,
Javier Durá. Copies are available through the Web site or locally from
Lyon Books and Avenue 9 Gallery in Chico; Back at the Ranch in
Paradise; and Discover Earth in Red Bluff.
The story passes
this reviewer's smell test for witty wording and nonsensical fun. One
day in Happy Holler Billy buys a Durian, the stinkiest fruit there is,
from his friend Monk the Monkey at Monk's Fruits and Veggies. The rodeo
is coming up and Billy has a hankering to do some bee roping. Monk is
in a quandary. He "knows people don't want Billy participating in the
rodeo unless he takes a bath. He had heard that Mrs. Robinson fainted
dead away from the smell when she was standing in line behind Billy at
the Pony Espresso Cafe. He wanted to talk to him about it, but how do
you tell your friend people think he stinks?"
Quickly, though,
Billy, Larry, and Flippy are soon off to Warthog Harry's Saloon and
Malt Shop for a little lunch when they are confronted by Fleevil, "the
notorious gunslinger and all-around bad apple" who challenges Billy to
a duel outside. "Billy was out in the street before you could say in a
pig's eye." The swine flew into action. "Billy's right hand flew to his
side and fired off the first banana. It stuck to Fleevil's forehead
like a horn." Turns out this pig's got talent. Will he be able to rope
bees? Will he take a bath?
"Billy the Pig" brings home the bacon.